IF LIFE WAS EASY... IT WOULD BE CALLED YOUR MOM

fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

Pandas on a slide (by gisellebill)

cameronbaum:

nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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ayyeeitsalyssa:

loki-s-army:

cloudspanties:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING. 

I’M REBLOGGING THIS FOREVER.

(Source: destructivemusic, via lzbthwlsn)

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

(Source: changetheworldlaugh, via accioflynnrider)

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beksters:

stereowire:

he has a super-metabolism tony

stop trying to mooch his snickers bars

NOT ALL OF THEM

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Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

(Source: lethal-killing-machine, via accioflynnrider)

cinderellainrubbershoes:

“Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is a proof that humans are capable of magic”

-Carl Sagan

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Someone make me this! My birthday is on Sunday, winkwink :)

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Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

(Source: hemsworthss, via themedusacascade)

jolt3:

Eridan taking a bath for the first time.

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